[ :)) ] Computer Error Messages

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iuli_kyle
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[ :)) ] Computer Error Messages

Post by iuli_kyle » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:05 pm

* C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
* Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
* COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
* < - The information went data way - >
* BREAKFAST.COM Halted ... Cereal Port Not Responding
* Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
* File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
* An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
* CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
* SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
* Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
* Press (CTRL)-(ALT)-(DEL) to continue ...
* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
* ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
* E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
* RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
* Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
* Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!

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Post by mr_smartepants » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:56 pm

LOL! :lol:

My favorite DOS error:
Keyboard not detected, press any key to continue...

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Post by yumeyao » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:49 pm

mr_smartepants wrote:LOL! :lol:

My favorite DOS error:
Keyboard not detected, press any key to continue...
I remember it was "F1".
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Post by Siginet » Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:59 am

mr_smartepants wrote:LOL! :lol:

My favorite DOS error:
Keyboard not detected, press any key to continue...
Haha! and the funniest part is it is a real error message too!

Or how about when people buy a computer nowadays with vista on it and they call my company to UPGRADE them to Windows XP? Sounds like a complete OS error to me. ;)
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