Mrs Peel's state of affairs.
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I am still in the process of contacting Captial One to find out if they will contact the evil space overlord to deploy an regiment of the WAR KTTIES on Mrs. Peel's Behalf, to be at her disposal, should she require their aid.
Unfortunately, they have yet to respond to my request, as i keep getting stuck in an endless wait time loop.
DRAT.
Well, in lieu of the detachment of War Kitties, would it help if I send my two dogs, Annabell and BabyLove to assist in any possible way they can?
I'll have to admit....their talents may not be as fearsome as the WAR KITTIES. They raid refrigerators, drink unattended cups of coffee dry, laze about on my couch and fart incessantly, and sometimes have been caught eating money...(one of my dogs ATE a $50 dollar bill, that was found AFTER it passed through her system...didn't really want it after that....)
BUT AT LEAST....the one dog who eats money has been able to attack us with doggie kisses...until we have surrendered...(or at least ran out the room, in fear of the terror of doggie-kiss onslaughts)
They're both ankle-biters....and they will bite fingers (especially if you try to feed them from hands) the one doggie who ate the $50 has been able to JUMP at least 6 feet into the air...but we haven't been able to make her an attack dog with that ability..(she mostly licks faces and eyeballs, as well as facial orfices clean...sinus stuffage and earwax plugging have been eliminated in our house because of her rather long tongue...whether we like it or not!)
Well, Mrs. Peel, if you think you can use them, We'll deploy THE DOGGIES DISASTERS to you.
If you like them, we'll let you keep them for maybe another week after deployment, and accomplishing mission objectives...
If you don't....Well, tell ya what....Keep them another two.
So Kel, would you tell mrs. peel that My doggies stand at the ready to assist?
Thank you.

Unfortunately, they have yet to respond to my request, as i keep getting stuck in an endless wait time loop.
DRAT.
Well, in lieu of the detachment of War Kitties, would it help if I send my two dogs, Annabell and BabyLove to assist in any possible way they can?
I'll have to admit....their talents may not be as fearsome as the WAR KITTIES. They raid refrigerators, drink unattended cups of coffee dry, laze about on my couch and fart incessantly, and sometimes have been caught eating money...(one of my dogs ATE a $50 dollar bill, that was found AFTER it passed through her system...didn't really want it after that....)
BUT AT LEAST....the one dog who eats money has been able to attack us with doggie kisses...until we have surrendered...(or at least ran out the room, in fear of the terror of doggie-kiss onslaughts)
They're both ankle-biters....and they will bite fingers (especially if you try to feed them from hands) the one doggie who ate the $50 has been able to JUMP at least 6 feet into the air...but we haven't been able to make her an attack dog with that ability..(she mostly licks faces and eyeballs, as well as facial orfices clean...sinus stuffage and earwax plugging have been eliminated in our house because of her rather long tongue...whether we like it or not!)
Well, Mrs. Peel, if you think you can use them, We'll deploy THE DOGGIES DISASTERS to you.
If you like them, we'll let you keep them for maybe another week after deployment, and accomplishing mission objectives...
If you don't....Well, tell ya what....Keep them another two.
So Kel, would you tell mrs. peel that My doggies stand at the ready to assist?
Thank you.

On a quiet night you can hear an old Packard Bell Box squall as it finally gives up the ghost, and yet another disgruntled victim of BillG, curses loudly as they crate it up and head back to COMPUSA to violently hurl it at the low-paid, pimply faced, customer service techs, placed there as cannon fodder, forever having to call on managers that never ever come to approve of the return.
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Ok things have gotten a little worse...
She's still stuck in the same place
(Saving for the deposit and move costs at the same time looking for a loan to cover that and a newer pc as hers is a dinosaur
) Plus she had a power surge which blew out my UPS
and her PC has been on the blink since.
Inet service is limited to 2 gigs a month (Temp cap or some weird shit)
Her health is getting better and the Dearly loved kitty lives and prospers!
I am trying to talk her into relinking her addons but she doesn't have the health yet to monitor them and update them all.
YES there is now legal action...
Mrs. Peel I hope when you read this I didn't divulge to much.
She's still stuck in the same place


and her PC has been on the blink since.
Inet service is limited to 2 gigs a month (Temp cap or some weird shit)
Her health is getting better and the Dearly loved kitty lives and prospers!
I am trying to talk her into relinking her addons but she doesn't have the health yet to monitor them and update them all.
YES there is now legal action...
Mrs. Peel I hope when you read this I didn't divulge to much.
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