microsoft firefox 2007 professional edition

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microsoft firefox 2007 professional edition

Post by pyr8 » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:51 am

watch this it is funny
http://www.msfirefox.com
:D
email services works nice

link found thanks to http://www.zataz.com
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Post by yumeyao » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 am

Very Cool Site!
Very similar to M$ products!! :D
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Post by yumeyao » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:31 am

Microsoft Firefox 2007 will run on most Operating Systems (by Microsoft).



Computer/Processor Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)
Operating Systems Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
All Major Linux Distributions (As if...)
Memory To compensate for frequent memory leaks:
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 873 MB
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 1680 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 870 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 2180 MB

Drive Microsoft HD-DVD-ROM drive (Required to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)
Display/Graphics 1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)
Peripherals Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)
Software
Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)
Credit Card Microsoft accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Delta and Discover.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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When you click "go" on download page, it will get to IE7 download..
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Post by MrNxDmX » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:32 am

Thats just kidding with microsoft. Bottom links takes you to microsoft, also writing copyright belongs to microsoft but i think it doesn't belong to microsoft. As m$ never puts a bill gates pic as on first page...

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Post by ViVa » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:01 am

yumeyao, tell me you were kidding?

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Post by yumeyao » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:34 pm

not me..
i'm just copying the system requirements from that site...
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Post by Siginet » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:14 am

RSS (Real Simple Sex)


RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.
What is RSS?
RSS stands for Really Simple Sex. Microsoft's patented RSS technology is a way for Microsoft Firefox's inbuilt renderer to dynamically recognize and distinguish anything that resembles a tit or a boob. RSS will then utilize its algorithmic web caching features to download those images at the speed of light. Pornography has never been faster, easier or simpler. How to enable RSS:
The site you're visiting must offer pornography. Microsoft Firefox will notify you of any explicit images it detects by illuminating (in red or orange) the RSS button on your toolbar.
Click the red/orange "Sex" button to see a list of images that can be downloaded using RSS. Download them by clicking "Simple Sex me Automatically" in the upper part of the screen.
Microsoft Firefox will now dynamically monitor all webpages, and enables it's protected algorithms to speed up the rendering of all explicit but fun images. By default, all downloaded and enjoyable content maybe found in the Sex section of your Favorites Toolbar each time you open Microsoft Firefox.
Note: RSS is smart enough recognize and disregard irrelevant objects such as balloons, basketballs, soccer balls or two elephants standing next to one another. That is the power of Microsoft Real Simple Sex.
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Post by ViVa » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:40 am

What I meant was, tell me you don't take that stuff serious. ;p

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Post by underdone » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:54 pm

That sites hilarious, they have adds for "Microsoft Akobe Phlash" at the bottom.

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Post by MrNxDmX » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:03 pm

@ siginet: Nice catch. I havent noticed that :lol:

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Post by Lumina » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:11 pm

i was shocked to find out their sign up for email actually works and actually does sign you up with your own msfirefox address
cant think of anything to put.

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